Australia post Contractor

“They rarely wear pants to answer the door, but they always sign for the important packages. A true professional, from the waist up.”

A Nearby Spatula

“I witnessed the founder use the magnetic towel as a cape in the kitchen. I'm not sure what kind of service this company provides, but the commitment to dramatic entrances is impressive.”

Patches, the From Her Hands Jimny

“I've been hosting the magnetic towel for 73 days now. I feel my fundamental purpose of driving is being overshadowed by this textile's need for attention. The towel is too magnetic. Send help..”